Hotel reception:
-Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, ...sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, no! Deer no... Runs too fast...